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Your fearless liveblog team is here in Kirkland JCR awaiting the triumphal entry, trumpets included, of "visionary Congressman" Dennis Kucinich.
Jokes appear courtesy of Jarret Zafran.
The future of America's Iraq policy, to be decided by the Harvard College Democrats and that other political group on campus. Liveblogged, 'coz we're hot that way.
We're here in Emerson 101 and it's a little chilly because of an open window. The topic? TORTURE. Is it justifiable? I wonder if my shower singing (preferably Phil Collins) qualifies as "torture?"
Jill, Rob, Audrey, Karen, Brittany, and I are here in the smelly-ass Dunster kitchen making brownies. A liveblog to live by.
We're sitting here in the Kirkland House Junior Common Room, just about to begin our conversation with Connecticut's Senator Chris Dodd, the first installment in our "Conversations With The Candidates" series which will bring potential leaders in the upcoming Democratic horserace to Harvard for intimate discussions with students.
A word of warning: I'm currently hovering at 15% battery life, and, having found no power cord, may likely go dark very soon ....
So this should be something: Dem Apples making mediocre jokes about Stephen Colbert making good jokes.
Set the controls for rock and roll!