Which Party is Mitt Romney in?

From his speech tonight:

It's time for the party of big ideas, not the party of Big Brother!

Yeah. You know, Sarah Palin was certainly a bad choice, but when you consider the alternatives...

And here's a fun fact: In the official text the RNC released of Gov. Palin's speech, they twice spelled "nuclear" phonetically, as "new-clear." So if she has to assume the Presidency, at least she'll be more qualified to serve than George Bush in that regard.

I have to share this with somebody:

I was feeling the need to feel the need to throw a running chain saw at my TV, so I flipped on the RNC.

The first thing I see is a delegate holding a sign that said RAISIN' McCAIN.

Unfortunately for her, the apostrophe wasn't very apparent.