For What It's Worth

Experience. The cornerstone of the McCain campaign (or at least the first part of his campaign until his pollsters reassessed the national mood and decided they would be better off trying to steal "Change.") It seems now that the McCain camp has accepted defeat in the war over the "change" slogan (though for a 72 year old guy with essentially the same policy proposals as his own incumbent party, the fact that he even tried to hijack that slogan is impressive). In the past few weeks McCain seems to have remembered how much he loves experience, and considering how close we are to election day it seems that McCain's game of "musical slogans" may have landed him firmly back where he started.

This seemed to be true in the last debate, when McCain tried to paint Obama as a dangerous unknown, saying that the presidency isn't suited for someone who needs "on the job training." Instead, we need someone who's been there, he says, someone with experience.

It's true, experience is an important quality. No one would disagree with that. But is it the be-all end-all that John McCain asserts it is? I think it is fair to say that the person with the most experience at being president right now is our very own George W. In fact, he's the only one who has any experience in being president in the 21st century. Does that mean we would want him calling the shots for another 4 years?

So how do we know what experience is worth? Is there a formula where we can plug in a candidate's age, years of service, and number of bills introduced, and get something like a credit score before we decide to loan them the country for four years? If so, Palin is certainly sub-prime. But, alas, it's not that easy. It seems we need to look elsewhere if we are to find the worth of a person's experience and how that will translate to their effectiveness in a new position.

I guess the general theory is that experience gives a person a large bank of knowledge to call upon in facing new problems. As the saying goes, "history repeats itself," and the idea seems to be that those who have seen more in their time are in a better position to react to future challenges by recalling effective strategies of the past.

I can agree with this to some extent. But the problem I see with this notion that experience and judgement comes only with age is this: just because someone lived through a certain point in history doesn't mean that they have a sound understanding of the dynamics of a particular situation that took place during that era. This point became incredibly clear to me in Tuesday night's presidential debate.

McCain and Obama were discussing foreign policy, particularly the challenges we face in Afghanistan. I couldn't believe what I was hearing when McCain began "educating" the public with a brief overview on how extremism was allowed to prosper in Afghanistan in the first place:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91ibsDF9Dqs&feature=iv&annotation_id=event_813830 

To see a candidate who has portrayed himself as a foreign policy expert, someone with experience, display such a fundamentally wrong understanding of one of the most important and far-reaching international events of the past century was astounding to me. For someone who just minutes before had declared Ronald Reagan his personal hero, you would think McCain may have payed a bit more attention during Reagan's time in office.

To those who were paying attention (or anyone who has been so bold a to read a history book) McCain's perception of the situation is frighteningly simplistic and plainly false. The Soviet war in Afghanistan was a sort of Vietnam-like conflict for them, in that they spent years trying to gain control over the territory and were eventually forced to withdraw after massive amounts of casualties. Of course, the US saw this war as an opportunity to inflict the Soviets with a huge military defeat, and so we began funneling large sums of money to Afghan "Freedom Fighters" (The name is a matter of perspective. The Soviets called them terrorists. The fact is that they were a band of warriors fighting a jihad against the Soviet Union. They were led by warlords and destroyed infrastructure, launched rocket attacks, planted mines, etc. often at the cost of civilian lives.) Eventually, these "freedom fighters" were successful in driving the Soviets out of Afghanistan.

At this point, McCain seems to think that the freedom-loving warriors we trained and funded just vanished into thin air, while evil terrorists like Al Qaeda and the Taliban moved in to take their place. The obvious point that McCain doesn't seem to understand (to use his common criticism of Obama) is that the many of the warlords responsible for instituting Taliban rule and Islamic extremism were the very same men we had funded to drive out the Soviets. In fact, Gulbuddin Hekmatyar--the warlord who received the most US funding during the conflict (40%)-- is now wanted for war crimes and terrorist acts involving the Taliban and Al Qaeda. Nobody left Afghanistan, and it's not like the extremists appeared overnight. The only shift occurred in their feeling towards us--and it was not a favorable change.

Gulbuddin Hekmatyar http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulbuddin_Hekmatyar#Role_in_the_anti-Soviet_resistance

I certainly agree that experience is an important factor in choosing a president. However, it does us no good to elect people who have huge misconceptions about the way the world works, no matter how long they may have been serving the country. Experience is only valuable if it helps you make more informed decisions on the basis of prior knowledge. On Tuesday night John McCain showed us that, at least on Afghanistan, his experience isn't worth much.

Don't forget Afghanistan

This morning, I saw this sobering article on the New York Times website, about the ever rising death count in the war in Afghanistan (a lot of you probably did too because it was on the front page of the print version).
After this post last week, I ended with a dooms-day-esque downward spiral of possibilities in which Bush is able to resurrect his legacy and simultaneously change public opinion regarding McCain's thousand year war.

But, the liberal press is swooping in to save us from that fate.

The CNN article which inspired the original post only states that the tours of duty of men deployed to Iraq will be shortened. Bush makes no mention of those in Afghanistan whatsoever.
The NYTimes article, however, brings to the forefront the rising death toll in a war that is described as "forgotten" three separate times in the article (and a fourth in the accompanying video).
Even as Bush tries to make good press that things are "making progress" in Iraq, things are deteriorating in Afghanistan. And it looks like the NYTimes has written something of a call to arms, for the media to step up their coverage (" '...you never hear about Afghanistan.' "; "the public’s neglect of the war in Afghanistan"). Hopefully they will be able to meet this challenge.

Maybe if they do so, there will be fewer families ripped apart like those in the article. We can only hope.

Canada Becomes Campaign Issue, My Life Becomes Complete

I read that John McCain said this and I almost pissed myself:

"One of our greatest assets we have in Afghanistan today, frankly, are our Canadian friends," he said. "It's very controversial in Canada, their commitment and the suffering and the losses they have faced. And we need, we need our Canadian friends and we need their continued support in Afghanistan.

"So what do we do? The two Democrat candidates for president say that they're going to unilaterally, they're going to unilaterally abrogate the North American Free Trade Agreement. Our biggest trading partner, they're going -- who we made a solemn agreement with -- they're gonna unilaterally abrogate that. Now, how do you think the Canadian people are going to react to that –- who we are having now their enormous and invaluable assistance in Afghanistan and we're going to abrogate a free trade agreement?"

1. I find it rather amusing that John "Tears Of Blood" McCain, who has promised he would follow Osama bin Laden "to the gates of hell", is afraid of annoying these people:

Above: "Eh?"

2. Someone should inform John McCain that Canadians hate NAFTA. We see it as yet another bit of Canadian sovereignty being eaten away by our big annoying neighbor -- the Conservative Party was nearly annihilated in the 1993 election after they enacted it. It's like Ohio up there.

3. Senator McCain, our decision of whether to continue fighting and dying in Afghanistan is not predicated on our feelings toward American politicians, you ass.

and 4. Given the choice, Canadians would prefer a Democratic president in 2008 to a Republican one by 34% to 5%. (And I bet most of the Republican 5% is comedians who enjoy humiliating them.)

In sum, I have no idea what McCain was thinking there, but he really ought to check his facts the next time he appeals to Canada as a rationale for his presidential bid. It makes me worry for the man's mental health. This has been your Canadian Update; we now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

Deeper down the rabbit hole

This summer, my uncle and I had a long running joke that the Iraqi crises could be solved just by rehabilitating Saddam back into power, saying "sorry about that whole invasion business," and ordering him to take care of things like he did before, just without that whole genocide and rogue-state business.

It was a joke.

This is not a joke.

Seriously: What. The. Fuck. Spin me a little Parliament, will you, good sir?