Completely accurate predictions for today's PA primary

Good news, everyone: using my MAGIC CRYSTAL BALL I have psychically divined the outcome of the Pennsylvania primary! The following things will happen tonight:

1. Everyone will be astonished by how wrong the polls were, just like every other damn time;
2. Obama supporters will immediately claim that the results mean Hillary must drop out;
3. Hillary supporters will immediately claim that they have won a mandate to stay on, and also, Barack Obama hates america;
4. Chris Matthews will get very exercised about some bullshit; and
5. Absolutely nothing of relevance will be decided, as this unkillable zombie-like campaign staggers onward into infinity.

There. Now you can skip watching the primary, and do something better with your time -- like a nice walk along the Charles, several dozen rounds of Boomshine, repeatedly hitting yourself in the face with a mallet, etc. Go! Go and be free!