Sympathy from the bottom of my heart

A message, from me, to those Harvard sellouts students who'd landed I-banking internships and jobs at the prestigious Bear Stearns, just to see their ambitions cruelly dashed. Ahem:

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA! AHH, HA HA HA. HA."

UPDATE: From the Crimson article:

[J.P. Morgan spokesman Brian] Marchiony tried to assure prospective applicants that future recruitment would not be affected by the recent downturn in the market... Marchiony added that the troubles with Bear and the takeover by J.P. Morgan was a “unique situation."

"Unique situation." And if you believe that I've got a bridge to sell you. This whole system is on the verge of collapse and there's only so much the Fed can do...