"Wassup! Conservatism is inherent in the hizzouse!"

You really must see this. Here, from Michelle Malkin's outfit, is an instructional video for conservatives on how to win back the "youth vote" (that is, us). It entails:

1. All the insane bullshit they believe about Social Security, George Soros, and "individual responsibility," plus
2. The rockin' soundtrack and compelling presentational style with which Ashton Kutcher hosts Punk'd.

The result is just as hilarious as you expect:

I especially like how he thinks health care is a "remote topic" that doesn't "presently affect our lives," but what really gets our hackles raised is the government telling us what music we can buy. (For that matter: he thinks we buy music.) Ladies and gentlemen, the conservative leaders of tomorrow: in touch with YOUR needs!

(h/t TBogg)