I don't know about you, but I've certainly been waiting on tenterhooks for the forthcoming release of the Alaska legislature's report on Sarah Palin's alleged unethical behavior in the "Troopergate" scandal, in which she allegedly fired a police commissioner who refused to fire her ex-brother-in-law, or something like that. But fuzziness on the details is now acceptable, and I no longer intend to read the investigative report, because Sarah Palin has been cleared of any wrongdoing by the most authoritative and neutral source there is: her own campaign.

Trying to head off a potentially embarrassing state ethics report on GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin, campaign officials released their own report Thursday that clears her of any wrongdoing.

Well, thank goodness THAT's been cleared up. Back to your regular moose-hunting, folks.

Update: Apparently some crazy pinko "Special Investigator" who claims to have been "appointed" by the "Alaska legislature" thinks he knows better.