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"Wassup! Conservatism is inherent in the hizzouse!"
You really must see this. Here, from Michelle Malkin's outfit, is an instructional video for conservatives on how to win back the "youth vote" (that is, us). It entails:
- All the insane bullshit they believe about Social Security, George Soros, and "individual responsibility," plus
- The rockin' soundtrack and compelling presentational style with which Ashton Kutcher hosts Punk'd.
The result is just as hilarious as you expect:
I especially like how he thinks health care is a "remote topic" that doesn't "presently affect our lives," but what really gets our hackles raised is the government telling us what music we can buy. (For that matter: he thinks we buy music.) Ladies and gentlemen, the conservative leaders of tomorrow: in touch with YOUR needs!
(h/t TBogg)
Filed under: Ashton Kutcher • right-wing propaganda • the future • total intellectual bankruptcy • video • youth
When he said, "..an already
When he said, "..an already burdensome welfare state will expand further," I burst out laughing. Who is this guy? He's like a parody of what conservatives imagine young people to be like.
Still watchng it.. ROFL, George Soros? Conservatives don't have an "unlimited supply of money?
Oh, and conservatives are too busy with church!
And yo, look how he throws down those ostensibly's. That's hip, man.
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To quote Dodgeball, "I think
To quote Dodgeball, "I think I just threw up in my mouth." I was impressed (and horrified) by the narrator's ability to put emphasis on every single syllable he said.
No discussion of Republicans trying to act edgy would be complete without a link to the "MC Rove" debacle at the White House Correspondents Dinner:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln5RD9BhcCo